#NotThatKindofBar

When I start dreaming in multiple choice questions

My boyfriend walks into the room two days before the bar

When some dude in a torts/crim question thinks he’s going to play a hilarious prank with his loaded gun

When you’re just trying to study and “It’s Quiet Uptown” comes on your Spotify

When people around me dare to feel joy

When I do my final review of real property

Every time I write a practice essay

For everybody out there using Ghostbusters as a platform to argue women aren’t funny

When I read the news and realize all that’s going wrong in the world while I’m just studying for this stupid test

Two weeks before the bar

Coming back to bar study after the fourth of July

When I figure out I don’t feel guilty when I clean instead of study

When I try and have a conversation after listening to lectures at 2x speed all day:

After hour 12 of Civil Procedure

When I get back from vacation, and have to start studying again

When I get a confirmation email that I’m eligible to sit the bar,

When my evidence professor uses the word penetrate