GOT SO LOST

Women of the Whedonverse

Fred: I will make you sorry you were ever born.

“actually, i have a way normal life for a teenage girl/boy.”

“even our maid is terrified of him/her.”

“he/she fights with me for free because i’m his/her daughter/son.”

“and don’t try sneaking out of the office.”

“we’re friends because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.”

“i totally paused.”

“why do you put up with it? you could do so much better.”

“i do not wear polyester hair, okay?”

“ew! get off of me! ugh! as if!”

“and in conclusion, may i please remind you, that it does not say rsvp on the statue of liberty.”

“i’ll call you, okay?”

“98 in geometry! pretty groovy, huh?”

“i have direction.”

“did you write that?”

“tardiness is something you cannot do on your own.”

“a licensed driver with nothing to do. where would i find such a loser?”

“what’s the point? everywhere you go has valet.”

“would you call me selfish?”

“you have such pretty eyes. don’t hide them.”

“well, there goes your social life.”

“she/he’s so incredibly clueless.”

“don’t you want to use your popularity for a good cause?”

“i don’t wanna do this anymore!”

“and i noticed him/her scoping you out.”

“it means he/she thought you were sweet.”

“_____’s got a picture of you hanging up in his/her locker!”

“do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ‘ensemble-y challenged?’”

“why do you care what he/she thinks? i’m the one that has to look at you!”

“you wanna play games? i’m calling your mother!”

“rollin’ with the homies.”

“your happiness means a lot to me.”

“i knew. i knew when you kissed me.”

“you could do so much better.”

“you’re a virgin?”

“i’m just not interested in doing it until i find the right person. you see how picky i am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

“you think i’d give alcohol to teenage drivers taking my daughter/son out?”

“if anything happens to my daughter/son, i’ve got a .45 and a shovel.”

“he/she’s like a monet. from far away, it’s okay. but up close, it’s a big old mess.”

“his/her whole idea of acting like a family is to criticize me.”

“i can’t believe i’m taking advice from someone that watches cartoons.”

“i’m here with you.”

“you’re a virgin who can’t drive.”

“oh my god. i love _____.”

“obviously this boy/girl is a complete moron. you’re the most beautiful boy/girl in _____.”

“i haven’t seen such good-doing since your mother.”

“let’s never fight again, okay?”

“you don’t need to be doing this.”

“you think that’s all i do? i’m just a ditz with a credit card?”

“you’re young and beautiful.”

“you think i’m beautiful?”

“are you saying you care about me?”

“they’re planning out weddings already.”