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Why the clown sound like that

^^^ lmfao

Me

I’ve been searching for this for time!

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

Friendly reminder that if your furry friends get scared In thunderstorms you should try and comfort them or better yet get them a thunder coat, or just hug them really tight, whatever you do remember that they have feelings too and if you can help them, do.

i thought this post was about furries and i’m fucking sobbing

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

!!!!!!!!!!!

“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

is there a scholarship for trying

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

TOO MANY!!!!!

Haunani-Kay Trask