Conversations you can have with a cashier which are 100% always funny, intelligent, and/or original
Customer: if it doesn't ring up its free right?
Customer: did I get all my bags haha I'm soooo spacey sometimes
Cashier: *standing waiting for next customer*
Customer: you were just waiting for me right? Haha
Cashier: *also standing waiting for next customer*
Customer: I'm here to give you some work. Just trying to give you some job security
Cashier: (I don't know can you read?) Yes.
Customer: oh haha now I see the sign
Cashier: *again standing waiting for customer*
Customer: you look bored I can help you out
Cashier: this coupon is out of date I can't ring it up
Customer: oh haha you like me though right? Can't you make an exception?
Customer: *walks into line while sign is closed*
Cashier: sorry sir I'm closing down
Customer: but you're checking someone out can't you check me out too?
Cashier: no. (CLOSED MEANS CLOSED)
Cusomter: I only came in for two things but got a cart full of stuff instead hahaha I'm so unique
Customer: explains something like you're a halfwit because you're a cashier and then asks see I taught you something didn't I?
Cashier: why yes you did oh intelligent one
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