I'm just here to steal stuff

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

this is gonna be in my halloween playlist

C R Y I N G OMG

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

THESE ARE GOLDEN

THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG

@turtrussel

Oh dear me

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

ALDKAKSKAK

*makes spongebob references during sex*

You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

are you feeling it now mr.krabs

Bring it around town

ITS TOO EARLY

Its never too early to jingle your bells

I need this here

I ate 5 bananas today my potassium is logged the fuck in

U might die if u do that evry day

Is this scientifically proven? If so I might commit suicide by doing this. Thanks in advance. 😘

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Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

i was already feeling the seriousness of this post until the last gif asdfghjkl