Not Our Dimension

judging by gem's episode, the conflict of the season is hilariously likely to be "firefighter pearlescentmoon vs professional arsonist geminitay"

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills, but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

@joy-and-whimsy-official

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modern horror writers be like: what do you mean there's things scarier than old women, mentally ill people, and pagan beliefs??

staying up really late is comforting. the world stops expecting things from you. it’s just quiet for a while.

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

Do you hurt worse in the autumn than in the summer? You may be taking fall damage.

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services