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Cold blues direct themselves towards the heiress, a smirk befalling the jinchuuriki’s features before making his presence known. Although absent from his home village for a long time, hers was a face he was still familiar with.

sooo i’m super duper lazy to make a promo but it’s ya girl dara back at it again with the coolest looking runaway shinobi and cooler alternate of a certain ramen-loving protagonist !   if you love jinchuuriki who engage in criminal activities or edgy aus where the main character is a bad guy then menma uzumaki is your boy !              so  ,  if  you’re down with the road to ninja sickness (uwahahah)  then give a like or promo this little baby please and thank yoou!  

Hey wait a minute if you want to eat ramen then don’t leave. It’s been a while since the three of us just hung out together. If you really want to sit by me I guess I can make this exception just once. 

-he grins and tosses the frog bag in the air only to catch it in the palm of his hand-

All you had to do was ask Menma.

You’re ridiculously annoying sometimes.

We already live together teme, why would I be upset if I didn’t sit by you?

(He crosses his arms and looks away with a look of displeasure.)

What, you’re sending me away? That leaves a bad taste on my mouth. I think I’ll just pass on this whole thing.

It doesn’t matter if there’s anything special happening or not. I’m just giving them to you, but if you don’t want it then don’t take it.

Already three minutes back and I already regret coming back from my mission.

.. Okay. I’ll go with you but we’re going as a team. So you, me, and Sasuke.

What? I’m coming with you hold on—!

I already gave Sasuke money so just go with him.

Huh? Why are you acting like that?

Sakura wants to go solely with me as a date. It’s getting on my nerves. You can still go with her though.

(He’s shuffling through his pockets, pulling out a rather fat froggy coin bag.)