also, if you see any news coverage about the “violent protests” or “riots” in LA today, know that it is 100% a lie, the protest was entirely peaceful for a good 5-6 hours until the swat teams and ICE were called in and started blocking off the streets so no one can escape and tear gassing and shooting rubber bullets and arresting people in literal bus loads. fucking nightmare fuel. so at the end of the day it does not matter whether the protests are peaceful or full-out riots, they will be met with the same response

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that 

Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey.

“my first horse”

Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”

and then they’ll say this three more times throughout the day.