no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

Don’t let go!

2017 better be nice to my mom

That’s all I hope for

i hate each one of these kids individually and in alphabetical order.