shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
blake kathryn
NASA
Sade Olutola
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.
Discoholic 🪩
trying on a metaphor
oozey mess
#extradirty
Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
Product Placement
seen from Brazil
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@nothingrhymeswithkara
insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–
TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
me: (listens to ‘take on me’)
me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back
People on production of the original Little Mermaid were initially insistent that she be blonde because that’s just what mermaids were supposed to look like.
Funny how things change.
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caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
thank god he’s okay
my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess
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it’s like i always say: fuck
me: i wish someone liked me
someone: [likes me]
me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn
Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?
you should never lookat a horse
wait shit hang on
never kick horse in the mouth
please help me
It’s gift
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I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”
