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we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

truly the end goal is not "my close friends aren't annoyed by me and it's all in my head, they're my friends and they love me", it's "sometimes I do annoy my close friends, just as the people I love most will also annoy me sometimes, because this is normal, and we will continue to stay friends, and they're not going to want to immediately cut me out of their life if I do something annoying once in a while"

because I need to read this once in a while

“That’s going to live in my brain rent-free” as opposed to all the other junk in there, with which you have a notarised tenancy agreement.

so sick how the only way you can get experience is through experience. and the only way you can get good is through the humiliating ordeal of sucking ass at it

Changing all my passwords to blorbo because they must contain a special character

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

Haha yeah!! (I didn’t understand a single thing you just said)

fuckinmg emerjgncy just listened to a song while thinking about blorbo from my shows a little too hard. psychic damage irreversible, 7 dead, 21 injured, 

Tony Hawk is walking, talking, memeing proof that Superman’s Clark Kent disguise is, in fact, 100% plausible and effective.

did you main super, who, or lock back in the day

if youre tagging this with “none i had good taste and was better than you“ i know you have skeletons in your closet its okay to laugh about it

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

lower the retirement age to 3. im sick of this shit