sincerely, boss ass bitch

mutuals I am extending a bag of chips towards you and giving it a shake to imply I want you to have some.

ted lasso is for the girls and always has been idc DON’T want to hear one more man bitchin about it honestly

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

girl youre not gonna believe this

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

there should be warnings for when new media is about to take over your dashboard. Whiteguy Enemies To Lovers Sports Yaoi released this week, prepare for gif invasion. hockey mutuals are particularly susceptible, blacklist if needed. New Video Game! there will be fanart of a strange bat creature. do not fear him. Phannie Renaissance expected to continue strong in the coming week. and so on

#ah we have fun here

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sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else