fuckity nope

“Build a mirror out of waterfowl” is not an art project. It’s something an evil wizard from a Russian fairy tale does three scenes before the nine-year-old-girl protagonist cuts his heart out with a hairbrush.

annoying wacky sidekicks who only exist to elevate the hero are OUT. two equally moronic goofs who both think of each other as the sidekick and themselves as the voice of reason when in fact they're a double helping of dumbass are IN.

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

I think the most incandescent rage I ever sent my least favorite uncle into was calling him “Cliffany”.

“WHO KNOCKS?!” “WHO DARES??!!”

@hopelesslyunprepared 😂

@bitemebat

🤣🤣🤣

Reminder that Rahul is a literal nuclear physicist

PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PEOPLE

This LITERALLY brings joy to me.

I love this

sparks joy

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

The newscaster puns are a whole different level.