You Could Stop At 5 Or 6 Blogs, Or Just One

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Ok, listen, Jake and Neytiri are terrible parents.

Jake has such high expectations for his sons but won’t give them the chance to prove themselves. The second they do anything to stand up for themselves or try to protect the family, Jake gets them both in trouble.

Meanwhile, the girls are coddled so much with no expectations. Kiri is given the freedom to explore her relationship with Eywa and her mother. And Tuk, as the youngest, is the pride and joy of the family.

And Spider? The poor boy with no family, trying to struggle with the fact that his biological father is a monster? All while his adoptive “mother” absolutely hates him and even at one point threatens his life? This boy was loyal to the Sully family throughout the whole movie and isn’t rewarded at all?

Does this mean Hannah Montana never happened? But Corbin Bleu got his start in Hannah Montana? And did Miley Cyrus show up in HSM2? Did fans vote on her?

Also they’re filming for a documentary to go on Disney+… as a plot line of a show exclusively on Disney+?