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hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

kirby youre doing amazing sweetie

Cain killing Able

​why did this conservative trump supporting gun blog drop the funniest caption on this post

a frog in the hand is worth so. much.

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

me: *laughing at memes secretly made by russian chaos agents* my fbi agent: what a fucking dumbass

Lmao yo. I need this mood all year

Wooo hooooooo

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

Dragging each other in good fun is gay culture.

maybe im the bad boy

what’s the march mood?

No way