Incorrect Death By Dying

o.w and charlotte are so much. they’re besties!! he loves her so much!! her HEART is in a STRAWBERRY JAR on his SHELF hello can anyone hear me

"Write me a good obituary, won't you?" I am FINE this is FINE I am totally fine

O.W truly is blorbo material. He’s pretentious, he’s highly opinionated about fashion, his house is decorated like a Pinterest “dark academia” board, his only friends are a beating heart in a jar, a bicycle and an angel of death, he collects pickled frogs and bones, everyone he meets either thinks he’s pretty or is convinced he’s a murderer, he treats his obituaries like diary entries and it’s unclear whether he ever even publishes them, he’s completely incapable of dealing with grief despite writing obituaries for a living, we don’t even know what his name is, he owns three man-eating cats, he snoops around everywhere and acts like he’s a detective for literally no reason, he’s interested in squirrel migration patterns, he’s even bisexual

"i need to know why she's gone" I'm losing my mind

My Spotify Wrapped is just Danse Macabre on loop for 25,000 minutes

I love the relationship horror podcasts have with weird and creepy deer

Happy October! Don't forget to leave a little glass of Brandy in your living room for the O.W. when he comes to visit!

death is just a scam invented by obituary writers to sell more obituaries

Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the literal Angel of Death from Death by Dying