(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

Thank you for the clarification

you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

my best friend quilts professionally and i love it bc we're both 31 but everyone else she spends her time with is like 80+ years old and i get to hear about the most insane drama imaginable about women who should be more concerned with getting their affairs in order than anything else yet they still find the time to achieve incomprehensible feats of hate

Im just like you i put my penis on one ball at a time

”#it is very easy to confuse yourself with a Karen, #trying to shoulder on and not make a fussc #but sometimes Complaint is Necessary or else nothing will get better, #for anyone”

Show me a boss or manager of any sort who says "No negativity! No complaining! Good vibes only!" and I'll show you a boss or manager who's abusing their employees.

using my alloted pride month discourse pass to say it's so stupid that the response to people pointing out that companies aren't doing pride as much this year is "well isn't this what you wanted?? you complained about rainbow capitalism and now it's stopped and you're still not happy??" well. that was actually the point. it was empty support for a demographic that companies found profitable and then they dropped it when the risk outweighed the gain. that is what rainbow capitalism is.