Not Buying

Not buying will have to wait.... I feel awful. (its probably allergies but this felt like a better visual impact)

In my blinders-on-buy-all-of-the-halloween quest, I wandered into Lush to be greeted with all manner of spookiness. And while I wanted one of everything Halloweeny, I just bought this soap that leaves you sparkly like a friggin magical unicorn because OF COURSE I BOUGHT THIS.

If you know much about me, you know that I have big legs. I’m not talking trash, I like my big legs. But over-the-knee boots are basically out for me because of them. I just saw these on Asos tho! They are designed for bigger legs. They actually make this boot in 3 varieties to fit any body which I really freaking love!! Good job, Asos.

ANDDDD speaking of Target... it’s that time of the year where I literally go to Target every single day waiting for the Halloween stuff to FINALLY be put out so I can undo all the not buying I have managed to do and spend ALL OF MY MONEY I AM NOT ASHAMED. It still isn’t ALL out, but I did pick up this snake candle holder BECAUSE OF COURSE I DID DONT SASS ME.

Speaking of future me and crowns. ONLY 15 DAYS TIL MY BIRTHDAY. Cue the Kill Bill alarm noise. BIRTHDAY ALERT! 15 DAYS! HATORI HANZO STEEL!

Ya know, some day future me is going to be very very excited that past me bought this. 

So I do this thing every year around this time where I decide I don’t need any more shoes - specifically boots. I have boots! I have many pairs so I can check almost any style off the list. I don’t need any boots. But I also do this thing where I DO NEED BOOTS FORGET WHAT I SAID CAN I JUST BUY THESE BOOTS PLEASE!?

Are you all writing this down? My birthday is in 16 days. 

I’ve been adulting pretty hard, can I just have my banana neon light now?

Omg it’s a book bag. AND A BOOK BAG I CANT IM DYING.

This belt is a thing that exists, and I feel a whole lot better about the world because I know it’s in it.

We will be in Jamaica in a month and a half. Which is probably the most motivating reason to be not buying. But then again... it’s like the most awesome thing to be buying for ever. Like I need this vintage Jamaica top, right?

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I guess I am just feeling extra spooky today (let’s be real, I am always extra spooky today is not an outlier).

Is anyone just secretly following this blog so they can get ideas on things to buy me? Because if so, ALERT ALERT HERE IS A THING TO BUY ME.

I mean, of course I love it. It’s roomy, witchy, has a moon on it. Just gimme, ok?

I mean, what, am I reallllllllly supposed to not buy these?! REALLY?!