This still fucking cracks me up

wish i was snuggling not struggling

One day you’ll sit in the sun and things won’t feel so bad

maybe im the bad boy

Does anyone else do that thing while reading where your eyes are like 3 lines ahead of where your brain is?

Do you mean skipping to the next paragraph and not being able to stop yourself from reading a few lines but then you have to go back to where you were before and try really hard to read in a linear fashion but it's boring now that you know what happens next? Yes

oh you are me. 

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

you literally never have to ask me “can we cuddle” because the answer is always yes

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

Also gives you a keenly honed ability to lie, wide-eyed and plausibly and at the drop of a hat, because you definitely had Nothing To Do With This Situation, How Could You Even Think This Of Me, Papá

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

From the bottom of my heart I hope 2020 is a better mental health year for everyone

*expresses a reason i’m upset* oh god im being manipulative aren’t I

Being told you’re appreciated and missed is everything. The little things mean a lot

if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do