The less safe for work sideblog

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

ANYBODY WANNA PRACTICE YOUR SHOTS WITH ME????

free use but I’m divine and you’re fucking me like I’m a holy object, like you can’t stop touching me can’t stop trying to thrust closer to absolution, fucking me whenever you can because you’re addicted to giving me your sin, there’s forgiveness in my cunt if you could only get deeper in

making other people cum is lowkey a little more fun to me than cumming

The social anxiety -> exhibitionism pipeline is vastly underrated.

something cool about queering your idea of sex is that you can walk out of a heavy make out session feeling like you had the rawest sex of your life. you can be sitting close at a bar kissing them and maybe you’ve found a way to sit so your knee is discreetly between their thighs and feeling the pleasure it gives them and then feeling them give that pleasure to you. you can be looking each other in the eye and you can feel them inside you from that alone. like you want to tear their clothes off and are hungry for the feeling of their skin and their closeness but even just this feels like heaven, feels connected to them in the deep place where pleasure comes from.

Reblog if you'd slut yourself out to tumblr mutuals

I have before and I will again

the whole "they were both bottoms 😳" joke only works if you assume that receiving penetration = doesn't reciprocate pleasure, doesn't give head, doesn't enjoy grinding, etc. aka it only works if you conflate "bottom" with "haha useless pillow princess that can't do anything"

the badly-hidden homophobia and misogyny of bottom jokes is a lot of the reason why i didn't want to identify as one until a few weeks ago

also some of the best, hottest, most mind-numbing sex i've had has been with other bottoms. there's endless possibilities beyond penetration when it comes to pleasure.

being a couples third but they fuck you like they’re trying out a new sex toy together

“i didn’t know she could do that !” “do you like it when i do this with her?” “oh, she makes little noises when you go faster!” “how does she feel, baby?”

can i come over and intentionally make you painfully hard while i act like i have no idea what i’m doing to you

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

do any pretty women want to bruise and bite and in general mark me up. I'm literally pretty. let me be both your canvas and your work of art

basically all I'm good for is looking pretty y'know, use me for what so clearly is my purpose.

a few bounces on it never hurt a friendship

women love me for my unrepentant sincerity and my huge and illustriously estrogenated cock send post

can confirm. I did follow for one of those 2 things

photomatt the people cry out, yearning to be set free. release them from this prison and allow me to offer succor (post cock on main)