💖joy dump💖

"If YoU wErE tAlKiNg AbOuT sOmEtHiNg I kNoW bY a DiFfErEnT nAmE tHeN wHy DiDn'T yOu JuSt UsE tHe NaMe I kNoW iT bY??"

Called a hose a "rope" (because he meant "object which is long and able to be coiled")

Called a watering can a "bucket" (because he meant it in the function of transporting water)

Called a cat a "goat" (because he was referring to its ability to climb incongruous surfaces)

Asked for a "tissue" while eating lunch, I wasn't sure whether he meant a tissue, a paper towel, or a napkin, so I got all three and he meant the napkin

& so on. But every so often when we got a new coworker there'd be a period of "why doesn't he say what he means???" and I'd just be there like "bruh he just doesn't. figure it out from context." which actually helped a lot when they would start dealing with customers because it turns out most customers also do not know what the fuck they're talking about.

The Evermore Grimoire: Mythology

Nut (Nwt meaning ‘Sky’) was the goddess of the sky, stars, cosmos, mothers, astronomy and the universe in Egyptian mythology. In one myth she gives birth to the Sun-god Ra daily and he passes over her body during the day before being swallowed at night only to be reborn the next morning. In time she gained the title ‘She Who Holds a Thousand Souls’ and because of this she became a key god in myths about the afterlife. Nut was also described as being covered in stars touching different points on her body thus resulting in her earning another title ‘Coverer of the Sky.’

@pleasetangerines

Harleen Quinzel is a psychiatrist. She is educated. She is intelligent. She understands how people work and demonstrates it multiple times in the series. And the Joker got to her anyway, because that is what emotional manipulators do. When Batman laughs at her in “Mad Love”, he’s not mocking her. He’s laughing out of pity because he finally sees that Harley’s too blinded by love to see the Joker for what he really is. (Side note: The few times we ever see Batman laugh, it’s usually out of pity; see also “The Killing Joke”.) 

and im really feeling Think.