Mirror Mirror

                                                              ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ                                                   D̴̖͛ ̴̳̽I̷̤͠ ̷͔̕Ś̸̗ ̴̳̍T̴̰̀ ̸̬̅O̴͍̔ ̶̧̾R̵̠͂ ̴̻̂T̶͍̋ ̵͈̈Ë̸͇́ ̴̥̿D̸̤́

Underground? Former wife thing? If we are going to discuss exes, then mine is far less human than yours could ever be. And in saying so, is more of a wife thing…..

I’d love to meet your ex. He or she or it must be fascinating to study. Are you perhaps still in touch? Or is there a demonic portal I’ll have to go through?

She.....and I would prefer her to stay where she is currently. So that is a large no on me staying in touch, and a larger one at even considering opening a ‘demonic’ portal.

Don’t mind me, just mowing the lawn.

It’s suspicious enough when there is clearly no grass to mow, let alone going out of your way to announce your actions. Should I do the same?

You’ve caught me. I am not actually mowing the lawn. [hair flip bitch u got nothin’ on him] I’m preparing it instead.

Preparing it? For what, devilish trees of white bare branches and twisted thorns for grass? Because you are doing a rather good job at that then.

Don’t mind me, just mowing the lawn.

It’s suspicious enough when there is clearly no grass to mow, let alone going out of your way to announce your actions. Should I do the same?

@hijo-de-helios

I personally go for the virtuest maidens but to each their own. Calm down though. In….and out. It’s an easy replacement trust me. When we port, I’ll get you enough ruby for twelve fucking weeks.

Sides, don’t you have that Russian whore or something?

[his face is red enough it could be used as a stoplight, if stoplights existed in the early 1700s] [takes a breath in…. exhales out] [rinse and repeat for a few seconds] [congrats, you have now achieved calm Antonio; or at least as calm as he can be]

@hijo-de-helios

hijo-de-helios:

notareflection:

Oh what was that I don’t understand Spanish [what a lie] I would rather be thrown over board then have to clean whatever mess that will make….

[speak of the devil and he shall come. In the form of a dumb white crow that is a little fat now] [and she’s flying down dropping what use to be Bill’s eye in front of Toni cawing happily ]

Oh look, she likes you. Besides she’s probably smarter than 90% of your crew. I like her and she makes an excellent fake parrot.

[stares at the crow, then at the eye, then back at the crow] [unbelievable]

You’ve never even seen a parrot, Vali.

[Antonio has seen a whole of maybe two (2) parrots in his entire lifetime and both of them were in cages bound for menageries in Europe, and his crew had them both for dinner that night]

She’s smart? I saw her fly right into the ship’s wheel, get up, and then fly into it again in the span of two minutes. “Smart” is the last thing I would use to describe your awkward pet.

[the crow looks so proud look at her she’s so happy better believe it]

Well, I haven’t……but same difference yes?

And I witnessed one of your crew members try to dump a bucket of chum over board, dumbed it too short and slip in it. Felt pity on the poor man when he slipped again. You don’t see me saying we should pawn him off. Sides, Grimalkin here is smart aren’t you girl. She stole that ruby off your desk last Tuesday…..dropped it in the ocean. But we’re still working on the delivery part.

And I made him eat the raw chum for making a mess, so your analogy is invalid.

[wait] [that’s where it went]

YOU LITTLE BASTARD–

[he is this 👌 close to kicking both of them] [if that happened to result in one or both of them “””accidentally””” falling overboard well] [two birds (nyuck nyuck) with one stone]

@hijo-de-helios

Oh what was that I don’t understand Spanish [what a lie] I would rather be thrown over board then have to clean whatever mess that will make….

[speak of the devil and he shall come. In the form of a dumb white crow that is a little fat now] [and she’s flying down dropping what use to be Bill’s eye in front of Toni cawing happily ]

Oh look, she likes you. Besides she’s probably smarter than 90% of your crew. I like her and she makes an excellent fake parrot.

[stares at the crow, then at the eye, then back at the crow] [unbelievable]

You’ve never even seen a parrot, Vali.

[Antonio has seen a whole of maybe two (2) parrots in his entire lifetime and both of them were in cages bound for menageries in Europe, and his crew had them both for dinner that night]

Well, I haven't......but same difference yes?