Titan

[takes a long sip actually closing his eye] Young? Hmmmm I suppose I am rather young for an immortal being, young for what you regular humans would call a god. 

[tilts his head] … You’re either messing with me or you’re some sort of spirit or guardian.

[smirks closing his blue eye to open the unnatural black open for a few seconds before switching eyes] I don’t know, why don’t you be the judge of your own theories.

[raises an eyebrow] ... If it’s a fight you want, I’m not quite sure if it’s a fight you’ll get.

[takes a long sip actually closing his eye] Young? Hmmmm I suppose I am rather young for an immortal being, young for what you regular humans would call a god. 

[tilts his head] ... You’re either messing with me or you’re some sort of spirit or guardian.

[the lawn is dead, Fred] [you killed it] [there is no grass whatsoever on the lawn]

Don’t mind me, I’m just judging you with my to go cup of coffee.

[tilts his head] … Your coffee smells like the slop my son dumps out of his pot every morning.

It tastes like pumpkin and spice……I quite enjoy it. Each to their own. [he hasn’t blinked/winked this entire convo just staring at the other with no emotion]

[DISGUSTING] Pumpkin spice? What’s with young people and that stuff? [sighs, running a hand through his hair] Also, a human is supposed to blink thrice per minute. You are obviously not that.

[the lawn is dead, Fred] [you killed it] [there is no grass whatsoever on the lawn]

Don’t mind me, I’m just judging you with my to go cup of coffee.

[tilts his head] ... Your coffee smells like the slop my son dumps out of his pot every morning.

Ah. That silly notion. Foolish, isn’t it? You can get whatever you want if you only had the ability to get it.

I want to understand more of humanity, Doctor. I simply can’t do that if I live life as you do.

Humanity is not worth half a damn of anything. It is not worth understand. It’s worth subjugating.

Indeed. I try to be, at least. But of course… [crosses his arms] You obviously have been speaking to my dear Queen Anne.

Indeed. That’s quite the ex you’ve got there, Doctor. You certainly know how to burn those bridges.

So. What is a creature such as you to gain by interacting with her?

@oliverthirty

Hullo, Doctor. [breaks into about million nanites and SWARMS] My path leader apparently doesn’t like you very much.

My mistake. You’re a more hideous version of him.

That should be enough for a first trip!

I also need a coffee. One tall chai tea latte with two squirts of expresso and extra whipped cream. 

I’m not a barista, Fazbear.

Then let me go. Escort me if you want. Either way, I’m getting that coffee. 

I also need a coffee. One tall chai tea latte with two squirts of expresso and extra whipped cream.