bastard

not going to lie to you they are charging to muuch for all this crap at the store

I don’t care if mondays masc tuesday wednesday hairy ass thursday bisexual fag it’s friday I’m in love

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

i need to bite you now, it's a part of The Protocol

You're fucking the artisan rosemary cracker man for artisan rosemary crackers

guy who calls eating "transferring money into my stomach account"

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

im a creep… im eduardo… or whatever radiohead said.

im your poor little manic pixie dream meow meow girl. women want me fish think they can fix me. i dont know.

what shall i be for today silly orr....... scared? *holding them close to my body in turns like outfits*