Things I Like

That’s a face of a defeated man.

Half defeated, half “this sort of ridiculousness is what made me fall in love with her and I wouldn’t have it any other way”

sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

When they go over the requirements for a project at work

oh no tiny baby clothes are cute is this how it starts

Fashion designing? Yeah. You gotta make it cute because babies are potatoes.

i misread this as “babies are predators” i was so concerned

so what if im in love with you mind ur own business

no offense but… waterloo… i was defeated you won the war… waterloo… promise to love you forever more… waterloo… couldn’t escape if i wanted to… waterloo… knowing my fate is to be with you… oh oh waterloo… finally facing my waterloo…

Me, shopping: Yea, it’s nice, but does it come in Baby Yoda green?