a platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS??????

Local white man in your class has selflessly volunteered to be devils advocate in an argument no one was having

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

He is a man and a boy

Wait- how is this diet

one sip and you decide not to drink the rest

No they’re fucking not lol

Learn basic biology sweaty

I had a dream that just before the Oscars started Lady Gaga broke both of her arms but like point blank refused to leave was fine would go the hospital after… whatever! and when she won the award Olivia Colman went on stage with her and you know that thing where you stand behind someone and kinda slide your arms under their arms and pretend that you’re their hands…. that. but instead of holding Lady Gaga’s Oscar She just kept making the hand gesture for scissoring

The vape industry’s playing the youth in the same exact way the cigarette industry did years ago

This is actually a really big problem! To my younger followers (and the older ones), please know that vaping can be just as addictive as smoking. New research is starting to come out showing the negative effects of the chemicals in vape. It might not be as bad as cigarettes, but please: keep yourself safe. Save your money, save your lungs, and don’t start. The vape industry just wants you to get addicted young and be a customer for life.