Sleepy little Bat

omg that's genius. it's like a taunt

call me "disgusting" and a "sick fuck" one more time, I'm almost there

I want to tickle someone while they hump a pillow, and have them be unable to stop grinding because they're squirming too much from the tickling

Forcibly bred by tentacles 😥

i love lesbians. i went to get drinks with a masc who had sent me pictures of her hanging drywall. she confirmed over text that she was sending these to torture me. in person, she was so nervous her hands were trembling. she had to repeat her order twice because she was so quiet. she shakily asked for a hug at the end of the night, the way oliver twist asks for porridge. and then i got home and she sent me a picture of her just in a toolbelt, accompanied by one of the smuttiest text messages i've ever read. meanwhile when i called her to schedule the next date, she had to stop and say, "i'm so sorry i'm so nervous i'm out of breath." just. the whiplash of it all. godbless you every lesbian

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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