I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning

ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead

What employers need to understand about me is that I do my thing

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

if i had wings i would spend all of my time over the open ocean doing those ridiculous peregrine dives where you fall at top speed and then swerve up at the last second. thats literally all i need. society would never see me again

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

a lot of cowboys this year

the song of the summer is call me maybe, for the eleventh consecutive year,

this next cup of coffee will fix me

im worse now

actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though

anthony “go inside before i do something slutty” bridgerton