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@northernloin
NL: Ok, so, I get it. Up top is a person talking a face. Plus. Then down at the bottom there it's quite clear what that is. That is, uh...
Kate: Wario coin minus thumbs up.
NL: That is a Wario coin minus a thumbs up, which if we all remember from algebra class is 4x over y squared, so, it's very simple.
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Northernlion: This is a famous actor. And you have drawn...you have drawn a dog.
Kate: You know the damsel?
Northernlion: That's DAMSEL, not DENZEL.
NL: We had the dream team man.
Nick: That's what I was going to say. We're like Monaco. We each had our own thing.
NL: Nick had that Castlevania thing, Rob was at that bar that he had Paperboy at even if he barely remembers it, Baer played a bunch of Theme Hospital, and I followed the career of Ray Liotta very closely.
How are you
Pretty good! How are you?
Kate: If we have like a kid, and then we'll be like "Our kid is perfect!"...
Northernlion: "Fuck you, Mom!"
Kate: After like five years or ten years...
Northernlion: "Get a real job, Dad!" Oh come on, son.
Kate: "I hate my parents because they always stay at home. They suck. They don't leave me alone. Always telling us to hang out with them, play games and play Mario Party. I hate games! I hate Mario Party!"
Northernlion: If we had a son or a daughter, they would grow up to be like a professional athlete.
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We do have permanent polaroid invincibility as well which is an important part of a balanced breakfast.
Northernlion (via shitnorthernlionsays)
Adulthood is just a big old conspiracy No one on earth has their shit together. Everybody just gradually gets more adept at looking like they got their shit together.
Northernlion, BOI:R e525 (via continue-last-save)
[ ryan and kate talking about how to properly use time travel during a plane crashing scenario ]
ryan: what happens to the people on the plane, kate?
kate: what do you mean?
ryan: the people on the plane that's crashing?
kate: you're saving the plane so that it doesn't crash.
ryan: how- how are you going to save the plane?
kate: you get a lot of mattresses on the ground..
ryan: get a lot of mattresses. on the ground..
kate: so it doesn't crash and burn!
ryan: so it's gonna crash and burn into a pile of mattresses.
Who’s that boy, he’s a disembodied head Floats around, doing jack shit His power is anything but fabled Everyone knows, it’s Abel!
Northernlion (via deadly-voo)
Things seen at the Post Office beginning with W:
NL: White people.
Baer: Are we going to give him points for white people?
NL: I've never been to a post office and not seen a white person.
Baer: Yeah.
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Northernlion stabbing an enemy at an angle: "Did you see me use Pythagoras' theorem on this motherfucker over here? I hypotenused you, baby."
NL, as the audience: "Northernlion, can you explain what you mean when you say you used Pythagoras's theorem on that guy?"
NL: "Yeah, man, so, y'know, a triangle is A squared plus B squared equals fuckin' C squared, I *saw* him, and then he *see* that his shit got squared. After I shaved the rounded edges off of his nub. It doesn't-- shut up. You don't know math, alright? I know math."
If you could fart in your own mouth until you die of fart poisoning, that would probably be the best thing for everybody.
Northernlion
One person being nice makes up for a lot of people complaining about not being able to get dead bodies out of their house. That’s all I’m saying.
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Northernlion
Look at this nerd! Spending time with his family, what an asshole. Internet, you’re the only family I need…Please give me a hug.
Northernlion (via ceilingbumps)
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Careful it doesn't get cracked! This shirt allows you to take me with you everywhere you go, and unlike the last one, doesn't contain any questionable language you'd have to explain to your relatives! As always, thanks to everyone who has supported our past campaigns, I hope you've been happy with your shirts! Art by @DraculaFetus, of course :)
New NL shirt!
Ryan: Name something woman fall out of.
Michael: Love
Ryan: You don't wanna go with helicopter?
