Compelled to draw the Sawyers as animals. I think them all being herbivorous animals adds to the bizarreness of their cannibalistic lifestyle.

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Compelled to draw the Sawyers as animals. I think them all being herbivorous animals adds to the bizarreness of their cannibalistic lifestyle.

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Why it must be a challenge to teach the Blue Lions:
Sylvain
Annette is always raising her hand and asking if this will be on the test
Ingrid tries to answer every question you throw at them, even if her answer is wrong
Felix absolutely refuses to engage in any form of group work
Ashe is always trying rope Felix in and ends up being his study-partner by default. And when it’s time to present, Felix mutters something about “not needing a mouth-piece.” Yet Ashe is the one who does all the talking anyway.
Dimitri spaces out more often than you might think. All of his pencils have bite-marks on them and sometimes he even bites them in half
Dedue must always accompany Dimitri on his frequent trips to the restroom, which sucks because Dedue is one of the most diligent of your students
Mercedes brings snacks almost every day, which is only an issue when Seteth decides to pop in and evaluate you as a teacher
No but really, Sylvain derails every lesson by asking questions to try to get reactions from everybody. Sometimes it’s a teachable moment but more often than not, it’s just so that Ingrid and Felix will glare at him while Dimitri tries to smooth things over. The chaos usually ends only when Sylvain has to go to the bathroom so that he can secretly meet up with ladies from the other two houses. Ashe is usually the one who volunteers to go find him and convince him to come back.

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I work in a used bookstore and yesterday a kid came up to me asking if we had the fourth Wings of Fire graphic novel. It wasn’t in the section and it didn’t look like we had a copy but I scoured the store and the “pre-priced” area, finding a very much just-sold-to-us copy. I quickly slapped a price sticker on it and ran over to the kid. He practically tore it from my hands and jumped up and down, proclaiming his love for the series.
This is neat because I JUST FINISHED the fourth book in the graphic novel series so I got to talk to him about what he liked so far and if he loved dragons like I do. When he said yes, he did love dragons, I was ecstatic. The parent seemed pleased to have a new book for their kid and mildly entertained by how excited I was in my interaction. All in all, highlight of my shift.
There are few delights in the world like having a friend start to read Jane Eyre for the first time and then as they are commenting on it you slowly realize that they don't know. They don't know Rochester's deal.
This is like the literary equivalent of meeting someone who doesn't know Darth Vader is Luke's father.
So they go "I don't understand why anyone would have a problem with this relationship! Yeah he's older and there is a class/power difference but he clearly respects her as a person and it's so refreshing!" and you just cackle, cackle, cackle behind your screen until the inevitable day you get this message.
Everyone congratulate my friend @anonymoustypewriter, they just found out one of literature's biggest 100+ year old shock twists authentically without anyone spoiling it for them.
this was so infuriating do you have any idea I was saying they were CUTE i LIKED them together, I like ROCHESTER i thought he was scruffy but ultimately a pretty nice guy underneath! I thought ok, maybe he murdered someone but it was justified somehow and we'd find out later but NO ITS THIS FUCKED UP SHIT WTF
Imagine how the gentle Victorian housewives at the time took this, if it hits this hard for a modern reader who has never heard the twist before!
but have you ever read any other Gothic lit of the time?
that's like saying pop rocks would destroy Victorian orphans accustomed to taking heavy opiates for a mild cough
No no, @fakecrfan has a point.
We shelve Jane Eyre in the Gothic genre today, but at the time the readers buying it based on the blurb did not expect the novel to go alongside Castle of Otranto or The Monk. They expected it to be a nice moral buildungsroman in the vein of Pamela: A Virtue Rewarded. They would have likely treated the romance in Eyre as a subversion of the rake gentleman seducing his young pretty female employee; a cozy version of it, if you like, just the way @anonymoustypewriter did. Or they'd expect his dark secret to be that he killed someone or whatever.
The bigamy trick would have been helluva twist. The trope only became popular with the publishing of Lady Audley's Secret in 1862, 15 years after Jane Eyre
Also Victorian street urchins were definitely a tougher stock than middle class readers and critics.
We tend to think of the Victorian era as this complete cultural monolith, and of course that isn't true. Yes, sensation fiction was a Victorian phenomenon, but it surfaced later in the period. Jane Eyre was published in 1847, when the Victorian novel as we understand it*, was in its infancy. Like, yes, Dickens had been writing and publishing since the 30s (basically taking over from Sir Walter Scott and Maria Edgeworth), and had already published The Pickwick Papers (1837), Oliver Twist (1838), Nicholas Nickleby (1839) and A Christmas Carol (1843), but all his other major novels you can think about? David Copperfield (1850), Bleak House (1853), Hard Times (1854), Little Dorrit (1857), A Tale of Two Cities (1859), Great Expectations (1861), Our Mutual Friend (1865); all written from the 50s onward. Think other huge Victorian novels or novelists... Thackeray's Vanity Fair? 1848. Elizabeth's Gaskell first novel, Mary Barton, came out that same year. George Eliot's first novel, Adam Bede came out in 1859. Wilkie Collins, widely known as perhaps the biggest name of early sensation fiction? His first novel was published in 1850, and so was the case with Anthony Trollope.
What I'm trying to say is that yes, of course this kind of plotting existed in late 18th century Gothic literature, and people wouldn't have gotten the vapors over it, but whether you take the side that Jane Eyre was lambasted for coarseness or praised for its force (there's some debate over this, even after the publication of the critical heritage), the general consensus was that of it being a strikingly fresh and original novel. Unscrupulous publishers tried to present Wuthering Heights and The Tenant of Wildfell Hall as being written by the same author of Jane Eyre, that was the level of crazy popularity and impact of the novel (which, btw, makes pretty ridiculous the theory that Charlotte tried to suppress her sisters' work out of jealousy).
So, no, of course Jane Eyre didn't kill anyone of shock, but also, yes, it WAS something shocking and new for its audience. It's worth mentioning in this context, that out of the three Brontë novels coming out that year, Jane Eyre was generally the one considered the tamest. The violence of Wuthering Heights made it definitely more controversial, and The Tenant of Wildfell Hall by uniting "coarseness", violence, and a heavy controversial political matter at the time (coverture and the rights of married women), was the most controversial by far. This is something a contemporary reader tends to have a hard time wrapping their heads around (cfr. that comic about how Anne was the only normal Brontë sister). There's a balance between understanding the general continuities between Victorian culture and our own, while being aware that in other respects it is a very foreign country to our own.
*yes, of course there was transitional literature of all kinds, silverfork novels following Austen but in the style of Bridgerton in terms of the taste for luxury, excess and dukes, early industrial novels where you can find someone like Charlotte Elizabeth Tonna or Frances Trollope, and newgate novels, which are in a way the predecessors of both detective novels and sensation novels. But all these were, fairly or not, considered very minor literature, general predecessors of the penny dreadful.
Mr. Brocklehurst: And how will you avoid Hell?
Ten year-old Jane Eyre: I must keep in good health and not die.
*uproar*
Ten year-old Jane Eyre:
Most accurate depiction of a ten year old girl ever in literature
I take issue with how many people conflate being rude with being more "honest" "sincere" and "real", while the same people will often conflate being nice and polite with being "fake" "insincere" "two faced", and even though this line of thinking has always existed, I think it's gotten worse in the last decade or so.
Don't get me wrong, brown-nosers and people who try to use a veneer of "kindness" as a manipulation tactic are very, very real. And they give kindness and good manners a bad name.
But I take issue with the idea that in order to be sincere and honest with someone you have to be rude and inconsiderate. It's a very childish view on human interaction and human relationships IMHO. You can be honest and sincere with someone while being considerate of them and their feelings as a fellow human being.
I also think it's incorrect to conflate kindness and good manners with being fake and insincere because, at least the people I've met who are fake and insincere people (brown nosers and manipulators if you need a more concise definition of what I mean by fake and insincere people) yes they can be good at making first impressions. They can come across as quite nice, at first. But if you spend any amount of time around them and actually pay attention, they are actually rude as hell. And it will always show at some point.
#some people need to learn the difference between insincerity and diplomacy
#tact is not LYING #tact is taking a moment to ask yourself ''does this particular thing NEED to be said right now?is it helpful?then it can wait'' (x)
It's also asking yourself "does it need to be said this bluntly and/or aggressively and/or emotionally? Or can I find a way to say it that's not going to unnecessarily make the other person feel bad? Or make them feel attacked and put themselves on the defense?"
i think about these tweets a lot. and whoever said “people who pride themselves on brutal honesty are usually more interested in brutality than honesty.”
@bismuth-209 preserving your tags
#there's a line in the song stained glass by danny schmidt #there's every lie that's ever saved the truth from being shamed ' #and i think the point of that line is saying that sometimes you tell a lie to preserve a more important truth #the truth that you care about a person #even if you think their new sweater they really like is the ugliest thing in creation #you tell a lie to save the truth from being shamed #bis speaks #and there's other ways to consider a sweater you think is ugly but someone else loves #figuring out ways in which it looks good is good for your mind too #like. thinking about why people like things you dislike is a good exercise!! in general!
Someone who takes pride in brutal honesty is someone looking for opportunities to be brutal
Also assuming that kindness is always a facade will lead you to think that nothing nice anyone says could possibly be true, and this way of thinking will make you miserable. Maybe they do genuinely like your sweater. Maybe they do genuinely think the joke you made was funny. Maybe the people who like you aren't faking it. Lean to accept it and stretch the tender wings of happiness.
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