Key & Peele: Movie Hecklers
@w1tchmom is this you watching modern films? 😂
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

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Kiana Khansmith

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost

Janaina Medeiros
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
taylor price
styofa doing anything
NASA
Stranger Things
hello vonnie

#extradirty
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$LAYYYTER
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Key & Peele: Movie Hecklers
@w1tchmom is this you watching modern films? 😂

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okay so the plan is
-opening night of cats, sneak in by buying tix to a different movie (avoid contributing money to the death of art)
-pop an edible
-meet god
this is really, really bad advice. a lot of people here are young and might not have done edibles before: you need to take the edible 1-2 hours before you actually see the movie so that it hits with the opening chords and your trip progresses with the movie
all of you are positing really terrible ideas on a website full of minors. you shouldn’t “pop an edible” for cats (2019). find acid.
*At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register*
me pointing at the bird: is that your manager
cashier: …
me: sorry, that was a bad joke
cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager
*cashier points at a pigeon walking down aisle 4*
i feel like something we don’t talk about nearly enough is that the quote “if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known” is from a new york times opinion piece and the context of it being written was that a man emailed all his coworkers photos of a herd of goats he had rented and got sad when one of them accidentally cc’d him back “oof”

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# who let him outside
Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?
there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”
Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?
The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.
I have been educated today and I appreciate it
someone: and then he pulled Excalibur out of The Stone -
everyone who has read this post, starting now:
me, in the back of the room, wearing what appears to be a curtain, drinking cough syrup straight from the bottle and talking about continuity errors in popular media
i finish the cough syrup and leave. you think i am done, but i come back with a second bottle. i start talking about hypermasculinity and its toxic effects on the film industry. i am wearing a different curtain
op is the oracle at delphi

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McDonald’s introduced a new item called the Ketchup Smear© where they would dump ketchup in your bag and shake it up. The tag line was: “Ketchup on everything in the bag. Guaranteed.”
@allthesebees this is the future you want
This is like a narc.
this was for an aquarium
Rossgellerphobic - someone who is repulsed and disgusted by Ross Geller from the hit TV show FRIENDS.
Pride flag for every person on Earth
I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

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Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938
via reddit
Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…
Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…
No offense but women should be allowed to talk about the horrible effects makeup had on their self esteem and how the beauty industry in general affects women in general without having to put ten thousand disclaimers coddling the feelings of women who like winged eyeliner