Sad

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

generational discourse ("boomers vs millennials" as opposed to like actual class analysis) is dumb and wrong but replying to 50-year-old Rob BlessOurTroops Smith's facebook rant about how immigrants are ruining our country with "okay boomer" is still really funny and satisfying

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future. 

‪The year is 2035, Beto O’Rourke has just finished making his opening statement in the the first Democratic debate. He has spoken 17 languages and told 5 separate 3 act stories.‬ No one knows what the fuck is going on.

Bold of you to assume there will still be a US in 2035

The ghost of Biden’s past words and actions coming to haunt him

I don’t want to see or be seen by polyamorous people