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funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

I'll start. Bruce Springsteen

Joe Biden

accidentally going to the for you tab on here is so scary. this isn't my beautiful house. these aren't my beautiful mutuals.

sometimes your mutual is there but it's like meeting them in a scary forest or haunted castle where the hallways shift and move perhaps

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

The whole concept of worms being in apples kind of fell off but I think it’s such a good first lesson for kids. Like just being aware an Apple could have a worm…that was really formative for me

"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that

i miss when it was 2007 and i would go on the family computer go to google images type in "golden retriever puppy" hit search and scroll for a while looking at photos until i wanted to see a different breed of puppy and started over

tiktok brain is like a prion disease to me

when someone i know says “it’s girl math” i feel like one of those people in a zombie apocalypse who just noticed a bite on one of my groupmates