Ipso Facto, Shithead

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

planning my fic in a normal way. 1) what incredibly indulgent scene do I want to write next? 2) what connective tissue do I have to set up between indulgent scenes to get us there?

im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy

every day i am surrounded by people who need more naptime, and more playtime, and more storytime, and more playdates and parties and sleepovers. when it comes to worktime, however

Gaud once again being the voice of the masses

People hate it when they complain about the heat and I say ‘well it’s the coolest summer of the rest of your life’ like I’ve genuinely had people get mad at me and act like I’m being alarmist like no it’s fucking true. I’m not even trying to be flippant I’m fucking dead serious. You want to talk about the weather but you want me to pretend we’re not in climate crisis? It’s all I can think about!!

It’s going to be nearly 40 degrees celsius this week in england and you want me to be like ‘omg what is UP with this weather?’ We fucking know what’s up with this weather!!! Like I’m not saying it’s all fucked forever and there’s nothing we can do but like sorry I’m not pretending we don’t know what’s happening because we do.

the slut is back !?

we can't possibly be in the back half of june 2026 we really can't be

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

once I added this it took me 15 minutes to find a backpack that met my needs and order it with free shipping. I feel reborn