No One Will Read Your Script

WHEN THE EXEC YOU'RE MEETING HAS A FULL BAR IN THEIR OFFICE

WHEN YOU GET FINANCING

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOUR WRITING FOR FREE WILL BE GREAT EXPERIENCE

WHEN YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH A STUDIO PAID FOR THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST REWRITE

EVERYTHING, ALL THE TIME

WHEN YOU SEND OUT A FIRST DRAFT FOR THE FIRST TIME

AS SOON AS YOU RAISE A DRINK TO FINISHING A DAMN GOOD SCRIPT

WHEN YOU HAVE TO HONESTLY EXPLAIN YOUR CREATIVE PROCESS

WHEN YOU CALLED EVERY SINGLE WINNER AT THE OSCARS

WHEN YOU TELL YOURSELF THAT CUTTING YOUR FAVORITE SCENES FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE SCRIPT WAS NECESSARY

WHEN YOUR ACCOUNTANT SUGGESTS YOU GO INTO REALITY BECAUSE "EVERYONE MAKES MONEY THERE"

WHEN YOU HEAR THE ONE WORD THAT WILL GET YOU OUT OF YOUR WRITING CAVE

WHEN YOUR PILOTS KEEP GETTING PASSED ON EVERY SEASON

WHEN YOU HEAR A BLOG IS LOOKING TO SEND SOMEONE TO COVER A FILM FESTIVAL, VIP ACCESS, ALL EXPENSES PAID

WHEN YOU'VE SPENT WEEKS ON REWRITES

WHEN YOUR DELIVERYMAN SCREWS UP YOUR ORDER AFTER A MONTH STRAIGHT OF DELIVERIES

WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PITCH AND YOUR WRITING PARTNER THROWS OUT A CONCEPT YOU WEREN'T READY FOR