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Geography for Racist People by Lilly Singh

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

in Cars 2 there is a Pope. The pope is a car in a pope hat. he rides around in a Popemobile. a CAr is riding in another car. they make reference to the Popemobile. “is the Popemobile Catholic?”, Mater says as a “well duhhh” moment, much like our saying, “Is the Pope catholic?”. presumably this means the Popemobile is employed and must be specifically Catholic in order to be the chauffeur and carrier to the regular pope. Also, Catholicism is in this Universe. this means that there must have been an actual Jesus Christ car. also they mention at one point that gasoline is a “fossil fuel. as in dead dinosaurs!” so there must have been dinosaurs at one point in the Cars universe but were they actual dinosaurs or car dinosaurs how did this civilsation start how did the 

For there to be a World War II in the cars universe, there must have been a World War I, presumably sparked by the assassination of the cars equivalent of Archduke Ferdinand. Previously we’ve been shown that older cars (the radiator springs crew) are designed like the cars from the year of their “birth.” Does car Archduke Ferdinand look like  a 1914 car? What was the civilisation of cars in the centuries before human beings themselves invented cars? what was the 19th century like in the cars universe? How do you assassinate a car? How does ? Hw> w/ cars

name something more pure than mac encouraging/helping charlie learn to read I DARE U