mai

hey man can i get a quick snork of that mimi

have you ever looked at someone and hope they stay in your life forever

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

i hate men. as a class. this is not hyperbole. pay close attention to how men talk. even for a little bit. you'll hate them too

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

it’s okay to say ‘this isn’t for me’ or ‘I’m not happy here’ and leave… you don’t have to wait for things to be really bad