hey be nice to me im just a teenage girl who has legally been an adult for years

i think junie b jones would kill greg heffley in a fight

She's like 6 years old, Greg's at least 12, maybe 13. She's ornery for sure, but he's wily. He could take her, easy

she would bite his jugular like a feral dog and he would die

imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

Obsessed with weapons that have a little heart shaped details they fuck so hard

Kills you <3

too much love inside me disorder

it is bandcamp friday meaning that if you purchase anything on bandcamp, bandcamp wont take any of the revenue and the artist gets 93% of the money (the rest taken for processing fees). go buy an album on bandcamp! go support a small artist! fuck spotify!

the average payout per stream on spotify is $0.003. for small artists, this makes it almost impossible for them to make money. please, if you want to support your favorite artists, use bandcamp! theres even a site that checks your spotify wrapped to see if any of those songs are on bandcamp!

Update: it's been over a month. 2 thousand people were murdered so far. Please, I'm so scared, just reblog this. I'm not asking for a lot, if you can't donate that's fine, just share this.

If anyone knows where TO donate please interact?!

christ literally died so that thousands of years later taemin would make fucked up religious erotic art about it. his last words were 'this is for taemin' like it's in the bible and everything

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

Absolutely losing my mind trying to mimic the bad dialogue from 18th century porn pamphlets...

I feel like the words "Dost see my ass? Doth it not beckon?" are burned in my brain at this point

finally found this again

tumblr is social media for people who don't exist