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Being bisexual is weird because like I donât know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think Iâm faking it sometimes?? like one day Iâll wake up and be like âIâm obviously living a lie Iâm a giant homosexual??â but then a second later Iâll be like âAm I just a straight person lying to myself???â Its like I forget my own orientation exists
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THEY PUT RAMMSTEIN INTO A BONGO CAT MEME YALL
This is the greatest thing ever
What true love looks like.
OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good. And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing. So the first thing sheâd always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers. SO THIS DUDE GOES TO THE STORE AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING Brings it home to his wife for her birthday She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN He said the look on her face was the best thing heâd ever seen in his life It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination
And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.
Thatâs disgusting, what a good husband
Me: Wow tom hardyâs eddie brock is so relateable
Critics:Â wHAT DO YOU MEAN heâs a hungry, stressed, bisexual, monster-fucking, unemployed, auditory-overstimulated, disillusioned, anti-capitalist in a shitty apartment with a drinking problem!!!
Me: yeah
My only moods are
High empathy
Anxious Anxious anxious!!
I AM GOD
Dissociate
The pure embodiment of rage
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This is so cute!
The type of quality content I like to see
people are capable of beautiful things
i thought this was going in a bad direction
âI earned more money than I knew what to do with, and I didnât want to forget my roots. So I paid back the people who helped me and my family.â Heâs also giving elderly and low income people three free meals a day.
Past a certain point, extra money doesnât really benefit you, so give it those that would benefit. Quit letting people hoard ludicrous amounts of money out of vanity when others need it so much more.
hell yeah bitch dis go hard as hell FLOCKA
LITERALLY WHY IS JEFF GOLDBLUM AN INSTAGRAM THOT I DONTAJDLSJDLSLS
Always reblog Hope Corgi.
One of DCâs shining moments
i just know he is created to be a counterpoint to dexx-star and that gives me mixed feelings
Listen I am still fucked up about Dexx-Star.Â
No, but how sweet is it that during Harryâs first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didnât feel left out and actually got some mail
HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME
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thor and storm almost had a daughter. we were robbed of a ripped goddess from the best damn characters in the marvel multiverse.
WHAT
LOOK AT THIS BUFF GODDESS. WE. WERE. ROBBED.
this is so rude honestly
bonus:
Necromancer: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in museums are usually fake casts?
Someone: Did the Internet tell you that?
Necromancer: Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips.
Somewhere in the archives of that museum is a very terrified scientist
i like where this person is going with this, but itâs also wrong.
cats arenât mimicking human infant cries when they meow. Why would they do that? How would they even know if theyâve never met a human infant? You know when cats meow that doesnât involve humans? To their babies. Their kittens mewl and they meow back, until the kittens can open their eyes and learn the non-vocal and sub-vocal cat language cues.
Cats donât meow to us because theyâre trying to manipulate us into thinking theyâre our babies. Cats meow to us because they suspect that weâre just big, bumbling babies that Need Some Extra Help Communicating.
You know when many cats, including my own, stop meowing at humans? When you learn what non-vocal language cues they recognize, and use those to communicate instead. One of the cues best known by humans is the slow-blink of warmth and respect.
Iâm glad I found this, because this is probably why my cat talks to me as much as she does.
She used to be a mother, before she came home with me. So it makes hella sense.Â
When I go outside, she watches through the window and makes a little âmeepâ sound when I walk back in, or longer mews, probably asking where Iâve been. She also likes to alert me after she jumps on me, with a meow.Â
One of her non verbal things is getting behind me then putting her claws in my back to make me sit back so she can lay on me.Â
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Soulmates are not your ~other half~, thatâs just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isnât even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. Youâre still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, itâs just that itâs even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go â!!! Same hat!!!â and wave excitedly.
i love this
this is literally the only interpretation of âsoulmateâ that I can tolerate or acceptÂ
eddie brock: im no monster fucker. im a regular guy.Â
venon with tits: *appears*
eddie brock:Â
