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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Today's Document
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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almost home
JVL
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trying on a metaphor
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#extradirty
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Menyesal Udah Ngelindur
Teh Mega ngelindur bentar setelah bangun dari sesi ketiduran.
Teh Mega: De, mau bengb*ng?
Dian: Mau
Teh Mega: ... *baru sadar* ga ada eeeeee
Dian: Ga masalah kan tadi sore udah makan yang benerannya
Teh Mega: HAH
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Lagu Membuat Susu
Ciptaan: Qonita Dian Lestari. Merk susu di rumah adalah D*nc*w.
Dian: Ayo bikin Susu Dansapi
Dian: Kita bikin dulu susunya
Dian: Baru sapinya
Yang pake pelindung samping, ada?
Ayah bikin cakwe mini dan anak-anaknya yang disuruh menggoreng.
Mega: (goreng cakwe)
Dian: Ini cakwe mini. *pegang adonan cakwe*
Mega: Iya.
Dian: Kalo cakwe yang besar namanya cakwe maxi.
Mega: Iya.
Dian: Ada juga cakwe yang besar pakai sayap. Namanya cakwe maxi wing.
Mega: Ok
Oops
Dian mengirim sms pada Teh Mega melalui ponsel Ayah untuk menggantikan Ayah yang sedang menyetir.
Ayah (Dian): 'Mau belanja (bulanan). Apa aja yang habis di rumah?'
Teh Mega: 'Sampo, sikat gigi, spons cuci piring, deterjen blablablabla'
Ayah (Dian) : Ok. Hati2 di jalan, my dear'
Teh Mega: 'Ga usah tepu tepu ya de'
Dian: :D
... Kemudian Dioper pada Dewi Drupadi!
Suatu malam, TV menyala tanpa ada yang menonton.
Dian: *ambil remote TV* *pindahin channel*
Ayah: *tiba-tiba datang* Awas de, Ayah tadi lagi nonton bola. Mau nonton lagi.
Dian: Kenapa atuh ditinggal...
Ayah: *pindahin channel* *seri Mahabharata*
Dian: Ehem
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To The Point
Dian: (ngomong sama Teh Mega) Teh, katanya orang yang menertawakan banyak hal bahkan hal bodoh sekalipun berarti orang itu--
Bayu: Bodoh
Dian: Iiiih bukan!
Bayu dan Sistem Ekskresi (2)
Setelah baca buku sumber, Bayu mendapatkan kepercayaan dirinya.
Bayu: Jadi besok Aa harus jelasin tentang filtrasi, 'augurmentasi'--
Dian: 'Augmentasi'
Bayu: Eh... iya. *ngulang* Jadi besok Aa harus jelasin filtrasi, augmentasi, sama reboisasi itu--
Dian: 'Reabsorpsi'
Bayu: ... Ih!
Bayu dan Sistem Ekskresi (1)
Bayu: Teh Dian tau filtrasi, au-augmentasi, sama...
Dian: Filtrasi, augmentasi, reabsorpsi. Proses di ginjal kan?
Bayu: Tah itu! Masa Aa disuruh ngejelasin tentang itu besok di sekolah
Dian: Ya jelasin aja, gampang kok. Filtrasi itu berasal dari kata filter, yang artinya adalah?
Bayu: Berbahaya
Dian: ...
That Awkward Moment When...
Ayah: Teeeh!
Teh Mega: Ya?
Ayah: Ari password wifi rumah kita teh apa?
Teh Mega: Nama ayah
Ayah: ... Oh.
Pantesan Lebih Alot
Bayu: Teh, sekolah teteh deket sama restoran steak kan? Bawain steak silikon buat Aa ya...
Dian: Sirloin?
Bayu: IYA HAHAHA sirloin sirloin
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Kedengarannya Rumit
Bayu: ... Seperti yang di 'inseksikeplodiaan' tuh, Aa pernah baca.
Dian: ... Ensiklopedia, maksudnya?
Bayu: EH ADUH IYA ITU MAKSUDNYA HAHAHA
Semoga Bisa Terus Berputar...
Bayu: *baca spanduk di jalan* Wow, 'Dirgahayu Bianglala'!
Dian: BHAYANGKARA OI
Tinggal Dibumbuin Aja
Teh Mega:Aduh de, aku sakit kepalaaaa.
Dian:Ade juga sering sakit kepala mah.
Teh Mega:Tapi ini mah rasanya beda, beda!
Dian:Beda kumaha?
Teh Mega:Kayak gimana ya? Kepala teh jadi kayak daging gepuk lagi diemple-emple gitu, ngerti ga sih?
Do Judge The Snacks By Its Color
De Salma: Dede mau yang ini *ngambil snack favoritnya*
Dian: Bosen atuh de yang itu mah. Ini aja! *nyodorin snack rasa ubi ungu*
De Salma: Nggaaaa!
Dian: Kenapa?
De Salma: Itu mah unguuuu! *serius*
Lebih Dari Yang Kumau
Teh Mega: Bay dahi kamu kok jerawatan sih!
Bayu: Yah... *sibuk sendiri*
Teh Mega: Kalau pulang sekolah cuci muka atuh!
Bayu: Pulang sekolah Aa mah mandi
Teh Mega: Oh...
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Cintaku
Dian: Kenapa sih aku selalu dikhianati cowok?
Mega: Auw.
Selamat, Anda Lulus!
Bayu: Radio apa sih yang isinya berita semua itu?
Dian: PR FM
Bayu: Iya, (frekuensinya) berapa FM itu teh?
Dian: paling ujung.
Teh Mega: Seratus tujuh koma lima.
Bayu: Oh, lulus KKM.
(KKM = Kriteria Ketuntasan Minimal)