NØKIA-bløkia

it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

An app like Tinder for people that want to meet up and fight

I just went to the bathroom in the campus library and a girl was literally facetiming with her family over near the sinks so I ended up peeing and flushing all while she talks to her family and I was doing an internal yikes so when I came out of the stall to wash my hands I whispered, “I tried to be quiet, I’m sorry” and she laughed and whispered back, “You’re okay. Do you wanna say hello?” so I ended up facetiming for a few minutes with a nice family from India and it was the single most purest experience I’d ever had in a public restroom

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.

I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.

My entire childhood.

Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little

IN CHURCH THO???

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7

I feel like this is about underwear

THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR