“Thoughts and prayers”

concept

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

do you ever wish you could unmeet someone…. like,, we had fun times,, but it’s time for me to wipe my memory Sorry Bud 

I’m bottom right

me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass