As an american, I offer the brits this

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As an american, I offer the brits this

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i have connected the dots…
“you didn’t connect shit”
I’ve connected them
I didn’t have to do this, but I kind of had to do it. I hope you understand.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
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#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless
I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.
i just laughed for a minute straight
why
Always reblog none pizza with left beef
I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly
I heard someone on a newscast (I think it might have been Chris Hayes) talking about trying to explain None Pizza with Left Beef so this has officially transcended time and space.
I share a birthday with None Pizza Left Beef and I’m very humbled by it
NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF IS BACK!!
Never seen this before, but should I not reblog this the next time this comes across my dash, assume that I’ve died and gone to Valhalla.
so this is it,,,,the legend,,,,,
It indeed is.
The mighty,
Left beef
A lot of the discourse around Scarlett Johansson v Disney is very reminiscent of Taylor Swift vs. Spotify and Apple Music. It’s not about a millionaire getting selfishly getting richer, it’s about holding multi billion dollar corporations to their contracts and, if this is what they can do to their biggest stars, what shadier breaches are happening to smaller actors, artists, crew members etc?
Court rulings that massive corporations have to adhere to contracts with creative labor ARE A GOOD THING, even if you aren’t a fan of the specific actor

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Just a little bit of Wangxian yearning-heart eyes for Pride month Part II. Part I.
Himalayas (study), 1934, Nicholas Roerich
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Hanyi (@leonzhng) coming up with the funniest stuff lmao. I enjoyed making this so much XD tagging: @manhasetardis @taytawan @cherryysundae @lanzhansmiles @wei-gege you wanna join :D

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Domestic terrorist masterpost
Masterpost of identified insurrectionists who participated in the violent attempted overthrow/coup of the US government on 7 January 2021.
Richard “Bigo” Barnett of Gravette, Arkansas, who broke into the Capitol and stole mail from Speaker Pelosi’s desk.
Jon Schaffer from heavy metal band Iced Earth under record label Century Media Records.
Known Nazi Matthew Heimbach.
Nicholas Rodean of Frederick, Maryland.
Photos and IDs courtesy of @HomeGrownTerrorists on Instagram.
Emily Lewis of Dayton, Ohio, now fired from her job at Taylor Communications.
Adam Johnson of Palmetto, Florida, seen here stealing a podium during the violent invasion of the Capitol Building. His wife is Dr. Suzanne Johnson at Davita Medical in Palmetto, Florida.
Pro wrestler James DeFalco aka “Jimmy Jact Cash”. Seen in the news previously for defrauding members of his now-bankrupt gyms of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Derrick Evans recently elected to West Virginia’s House of Delegates. It takes a special kind of domestic terrorist to try to overthrow the federal government while holding an elected position.
Jenna Ryan a realtor in Frisco, Texas. Are you allowed to hold a realtor’s license when you’ve committed a federal crime? I definitely wouldn’t want her having keys to my house.
Elizabeth Koch from Maryville, Tennessee. Props for outing yourself for federal crimes on national television. Double props for rubbing your eyes with an onion on camera and claiming you got maced.
Paul Davis former Associate General Counsel and Director of HR for Goosehead Insurance Company who fired him for domestic terrorism - and probably also gross incompetence. What kind of lawyer does a media interview while committing a federal crime? I’m guessing the State Bar of Texas is going to disbar him as well but we’re still waiting on that news.
Kristopher Drew licensed cosmetologist at Hair by Kristopher Drew. I’m not sure whether you’re allowed to be a cosmetologist and have a criminal record at the same time but I guess we’re about to find out.
Aaron Mostofsky son of Kings County Supreme Court Judge Steven (Shlomo) Mostofsky. Per the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, “Mostofsky’s brother Nachman, the executive director of Chovevei Zion, a politically conservative Orthodox advocacy organization, as well as a Brooklyn district leader and vice president of the South Brooklyn Conservative Club, also attended the rally Wednesday but did not enter the Capitol.”
Josiah Colt domestic terrorist and owner of FunnelCraft Co. in Boise, Idaho.
On the left is Nick DeCarlo from Murder the Media and on the right is Nick Ochs, Nazi and member of the Proud Boys. This pair of domestic terrorists posed for a photo inside the Capitol Building during their violent insurrection against the US Government.
Zach Crandall who outed himself for federal crimes.
Eduardo “Nick” Alvear seen here smoking pot inside the Capitol Building because why commit just one federal crime when you can commit two at once and document them both on film at the same time amiright.