✿Headass✿

Putting this out into the universe

@ruffboijuliaburnsides @captainlordauditor I thought of you both

you ever see a new post on your dash that you know is destined for greatness and it only has like 40 notes and as you reblog it you feel like a wealthy heiress in 1924 wearing wide-legged trousers to a soiree knowing you’re one of the first to show off the latest trend

this post is gaining traction so reblog now before it loses its virile youth

i hope this year has a good ending

I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams

instead of saying the word butthole we’re using the term rathole in 2018

why would we call it that .. where are these rats going

In the rathole

straight men’s only personality traits are saying “I have a really dark sense of humor” and showing you racist memes on their phone

obviously people can unfollow for whatever reason but its really funny when you post something like “im just a little wiggley worms” and someones like “i cant take this anymore thats the final fucking straw”