Supreme Weeb

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.

                never met you

      TOUCH             MY              BUTT

then there would be mo need to imprese you

  o need to want you.No naed for. loring you

    No need tar crying over you.Noneed for

  heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No

-IIDA YELLING AT MIDORIYA TO GO AS FAST AS HE CAN WHILE URARAKA CHEERS DEKU ON IN THE BACKGROUND

-MIDORIYA SPEEDWALKING THROUGH THE DOOR WITH DETERMINATION

- URARAKA DOING THE BASEBALL PLAYER MOVEMENT FOR “SAFE AT BASE”

my entry in the @bnhaquirkzine !!! a bit late in posting this but i had a lot of fun working on my piece and having the opportunity to be in a collection with so many other talented and incredible people!!