IMPORTANT: the stars are always on ur side

maybe this year i will watch two movies

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

i love doing apologism for fictional characters. yes he killed people and ruined everything but thats ok bc i like him and hes my little baby. so who cares

wikipedia tell me about this woman's personal life

does this to you

wait the gif didn't even post. does a mysterious & unknown thing to you i guess

“There’s nothing heroic about suffering” okay but what if I suffered and I was kinda sexy with it. Like my shorts were a little too short and you could see my ass when I bent over. What then.