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   Callan smiled, amused. âNo, I havenât been awake that long. The only thing Iâve done is get coffee.â When he found her laptop, he cleared her desk to put it down. He plugged the laptop in and turned it on. Grabbing his coffee, he sat down beside Esma on the couch. âDid you have fun last night?â Callan knew about the party and he could have gone, but he really wanted to continue reading the book he was very into.
âMhmm, sure.â Esma took a sip of the coffee he woke up for and watched Callan set up her workspace. An wandering thought that she probably didnât deserve all of this was chased away when she remembered how boring this assignment was going to be.Â
âFrom what I remember? Yeah,â Esma gave him a lazy grin and leaned back, hoping the conversation could help her put off actually doing her work for a bit. âHow come you didnât come out? You probably had everything done and turned in early. Tell me Iâm wrong.â
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   âI already did,â he said meekly because he knew she didnât really meant it. Callan followed her inside and set his coffee down before he looked for her textbooks. âItâs nine,â he answered. âWhereâs your laptop?â
Esma scrunched up her nose, of course he had. âNine? Oh fuck,â she had an assignment due at noon and an exam around two. âItâs uh... on the table?â Possibly under the table. Possibly being used to hold the plate that contained the remains of the regrettable hot pocket sheâd heated up last night after she came home. The couch (it was a futon, just admit it was a futon) wasnât exactly comfortable, but it had a blanket Ezma could wrap around herself while she tried to wake up. âHow long have you been up anyway? Three hours? You would get up at six. Thatâs the devilâs hour, you know.â
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   Callan knocked on their door and continued knocking until they answered. âHey,â he said softly and he offered them coffee. This wasnât the first time he had woken them up and brought them coffee; it had become more of a ritual. âI know you went to a party last night, but you should probably get up and finish any assignments you have.â He didnât look fully awake himself.
Esma wasnât sure if the pounding was in her head or not, but when she put a pillow over her head and it muffled the sound, she realized it was probably her door. She stumbled over the piles of dirty dishes and laundry to get to it and was immediately grateful for what she found. Coffee. She put up one finger to stop Callan from talking until sheâd taken a few gulps, fast enough that it only scorched her throat instead of her mouth. âYou should finish your assignments,â she said with a frown, but turned back into her room, leaving the door open for him to come in. âWhat time is it?â
How to uplift & love lesbians in the rpc (& hopefully always??) even if you yourself are not a lesbian:
listen to lesbians?? esp trans lesbians and/or lesbians of color. weâre not a hive mind and weâre gonna vary depending on the person lmao.
if a character youâre playing is revealed to be a lesbian then itâs time to hang up the ships you have with men (because no, you canât be a lesbian and date men, thatâs Kinda A Thing), change your museâs bio and rules, and move the fuck on. maybe make a psa post if youâre feeling sparky.Â
this isnât the time to make âââââausâââââ where your lesbian muse is bi, dig your heels into the ground, or go âcanon divergentâ or w/e just so u can continue to ship them w/ men. Thatâs overtly shitty.
if you see friends doing this shit, you need to tell them to curb that shit. Itâs not the time to be like âWell itâs their RIGHT toââ NAH DUDE, itâs erasure. period.
This is related to the first one, but also UNLEARN LESBOPHOBIA.Â
If someone says youâve done something lesbophobic take a step back, evaluate, and then be better going forward. Dont play the keyboard bongos whilst insisting that youâre really in the right or guilt-trip the person telling you (ei:Â âim sorry iâm a horrible person and should dieâ)
Actively support lesbians. Trans lesbians and Lesbians of color. Older lesbians and baby lesbians who are just figuring themselves out. Lift their voices and make them feel loved and valued!! Itâs easy and free!!!
Take an interest in lesbian muses! Again. Especially lesbian muses of color and trans lesbian muses. They need love! A lot of times people kinda. lose interest in muses that they donât think are as âshippableâ. đ f/f đ ships đ are đ good đ ships! đ
feel free to add.
ALSO FUCKING LEARN THAT COMP-HET IS A THING. A bunch of lesbians have dated men in the past before they realized who they were. They may have dated men to actively suppress that part of themselves. If a character who is later confirmed to be a lesbian has had relationships with men that doesnât invalidate her sexuality. Thank you.

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open to anyone !!! Â ( Â all kinds of connections are welcome as long as theyâre not n*sty! Â ) read more about avery HERE
âAre you seeing this? I cooked this all by myself!â Except⌠she hadnât. Avery had sworn that sheâd finally learn how to cook, but why keep her promise and risk burning herself when she could just get something from a restaurant and pass it off as her own cooking. âSo? What are you eating for! Dig in, enjoy, and realize I am pretty much perfect.â
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Kate knew Averyâs âcookingâ. This wasnât it. âWow, this looks great, Ave.â Averyâs food rarely looked edible, and though Kate was a very good friend, sheâd vowed to never eat anything Avery had made if she could help it. One New Years Eve spend in the ER due to food poisoning was more than enough to earn her âgood friendâ points until they died. But they had guests over and if Avery wanted to play Susie Homemaker, Kate would go along with it as long as she knew Avery had no part in its creation. She lifted an eyebrow in question, looking for a signal that it was safe to eat before she actually put the food in her mouth. âWhere did you learn to make this, again?â Was it the restaurant nearby where they took dates or was it take out from the place down the corner? Maybe the new restaurant that Avery had been trying to drag Kate to?
Pour one out for #c: nora & declan.
@distortedpalace
anyway i really want a group verse with a group of characters that used to be BFFs until a Tragic Eventâ˘Â happened that tore them apart BUT NOW, another Tragic Event⢠is pushing them back together years later!!!!Â
aly and aj âten years (deluxe)â lyrics sentence starters
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â iâve been spending my attention on you â
â i got better things to do â
â when you gonna take me out? â
â make a move [and make it now] â
â so much talking, swear thatâs all you ever do â
â show me something â
â i know that you would want it [if i could sink my teeth into you] â
â first you gotta ask me out â
â tell me what will get you out â
â you havenât left your bed in days â
â i know weâve all seen better days â
â i know you know â
â whoâs gonna pick you up? â
â whoâs gonna take you home? â
â it takes some time just to learn someone â
â your light is fading out too soon â
â maybe if i could somehow feel this too? â
â whoâs really gonna care about tomorrow? â
â itâs gonna be fine â
â youâre gonna be fine â
â weâre all gonna be fine â
â it sure ainât mine â
â must be someone here â
â itâs my worst fear â
â not my first tear â
â all this is, is another mistake â
â another mistake to check off my list â
â all this is, is another big break of promises â
â guess iâll go back â
â guess iâll go home now â
â thereâs nothing here for me now â
â sanity kind of got away from me â
â every hang up took the soul from me â
â i feel empty inside â
â time keeps on making me hate this â
â it was hot as hell â
â [as good as it was,] i just couldnât take the distance â
â reaching out never satisfied me â
â distance never grew fonder â
â iâm never gonna wait again âÂ
â you were on my mind â
â good love is hard to find â
â tell me to stay â
â look into my eyes â
â bad love is all i find â
â i keep waiting to touch somebody â
â i wanna touch somebody â
â i love somebody â
â find me a face that i wanna hold â
â [come on baby,] give me good love â
â sometimes touch just isnât enough â
â give me your love â
â âŚkinda drunk on a side street â
â i just wanna be with you â
â found a good way to waste time â
â show me a door i can fall through â
we should hug this out - mason and nora
love ⼠starters | for @birdcagehearts | accepting
Nora made a beeline for Mason once she managed to get onto the tour bus and away from the fans that had been clawing at them. Thankfully, neither of them had it as bad as Declan, who was still outside getting mobbed and probably losing his shirt for it. A shame, really, it was a nice shirt. Declan, however, she couldnât care less about. Adi was waving at a few fans from her window, whereas Leo had been tucked away in her bunk for a while now, as though her sixth sense had kicked in when theyâd all decided to go out after the show that night. Or sheâd seen Masonâs snapchat letting their fans know where the band was. They hadnât lasted more than a few drinks after that.Â
She glared at Mason when he finally fessed up with an innocent shrug of the shoulders that would have looked ridiculous on anyone else. Her anger dwindles at the puppy dog eyes he makes and she has to work to keep a laugh from coming out so she can maintain her frown. When he opens up his arms and offers, âWe should just hug this out,â she finally breaks, her chuckles coming through as Declan starts to frantically knock against their door. Adi lets Delan in and Nora lets Mason pull her in. Itâs a toss up whoâs more surprised at her giving in, but these days the red hot anger that fills her seems to come and go easily.Â

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âI justthink that Perrie would get along with her. Donât you think he could use a friend? Heâs so lonely when weâre shooting - and the man said toy pigs are easy to maintain. What harm could it do?â ( @nofricnd )
âWeâre not getting a pig, Auggie!â Syd repeated for the millionth time that day. âIâm going to end up taking care of it and I already have enough trouble with that,â she said gestured vaguely to Perrie. âIf youâre really that upset about him being lonely we can just take him on set. Or hire a cat nanny or something.âÂ
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     âYou know what, yeah. Thatâs a good idea. But itâs going to smell even worse if we have to come back inside. But wait a sec.â She stepped away for a moment and returned with another apple beer. She gave him the bottle. âIf you donât like it, I want it.â She pointed to herself and then headed for the deck.
For a second, he wondered if that was just her way of ditching him, which, that seemed fair. Theo reasoned that if she wasnât back in ten minutes itâd be fine to move on, but she came back a lot quicker than he thought she would. He wouldnât say he was relieved to see her come back right away, but an easy smile slid onto his face when she came back into view. âThanks,â he said taking the bottle in one hand and following her out to the deck.Â
It wasnât too cold out but Kaleb had lit up a few gas heaters earlier in the day. âThis seems safe,â he said with a wince. "Hopefully no one in there decides to come and test how flammable they are.âÂ
phoenixâs social media ft kate. ( @nofricnd )
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Sirius grunted as his legs hit the ground again. He didnât like going outside. Even if heâd been cleared of all charges, the neighbors still gave him strange looks, and if they had children, they were apt to gather them up by the forearms and frog march them as far away as possible. But it was dark outside, and if he wore his hoodyâor if he went as SnufflesâŚwell, it would be nice to go to bed (or at least try to go to bed) without the awful sound of a fire alarm that sounded so much like deadly spells or explosions.Â
âIâve always wanted a firealarm,â he said truthfully. âAlmost like magic, donât you think? Should be helpful, if you set the couch on fire next time youâre angry.â He figured it would happen sooner or later. He downed the rest of his beer then stood up, pointing his wand at the TV remote and transfigured it into an ax.Â
She rolled her eyes at the fire jab. So who hadnât set a few things on fire in a fit of completely legitimate and justified rage? It wasnât her fault The Weird Sisters had been on the brink of breaking up. Besides, she didnât think thatâs how fire alarms worked anyway. If she was the one who set the fire, she would already know. What would it need to alarm her to?
âDude, what the fuck?â Florenceâs boot-clad feet dropped back onto the floor at the sheer audacity of him transfiguring her remote. And so she could stand up. âYou know how hard it is to find electronics that donât die around magic! Youâd better fucking hope your transfiguration is good enough to change it back or youâre getting me a new one,â she grumbled. But... Axes. She couldnât be that mad if she got an ax. A quick transfiguration on a nearby book was a close approximation to what she thought a firefighterâs helmet looked like. It wouldnât hold up for too long, but long enough to scare the shit out of her neighbors. âIâm taking this.â Florence grabbed the ax from Sirius and the look on her face dared him to take it back. âNow letâs go get you a fire alarm, and get me some peace and quiet. Iâm sure itâll be a lovely way to meet our new neighbor.â

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it tastes of darkness, sweet and thrilling on your tongue. wandering into the lair of the devil. the sway of your step is a smirk: look mother, look at me now, kingdoms blooming beneath my feet and a throne of shadows for me. hades watches you eye a treeful of pomegranates: only if you want to. you take a fruit in one palm, a knife in the other that fits the way flower crowns never did. i do. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â â QUEEN OF BONES by Arlen C
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