it's a pleasure, it's a reckoning.

My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that "I'm young, I'm fantastic, and I'm never gonna die". This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I'll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way

his big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me

kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board

Sorry for going into a lovedrunk bloodthirsty craze and hunting you for sport, it will happen again.

obsessed with stories where the message is that you can’t bring someone back from the dead even if you can bring someone back from the dead

gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

would like to pop my little head off for a moment and shake all the crumbs out of it like you would an overused toaster

caught you containing multitudes bro lmao i love every glittering facet