flight challenged

Do fairies exist in Kid Icarus? Of course they do, literally everything that can fly exists in Pit's world because his universe hates him!

(except not really)

It seems that Medusa has been hiring for new recruits, guess having her own subordinates leave her for bigger and better things stuck a nerve, as it should. While a small thing like Airy may seem like an odd choice, looks can be deceiving.

She acts as a tutorial guide only to give 'tips' that hinder Pit's progress, leading him to traps and recommending he tap the wrong buttons during battles. Cries of "Hey!" and "Listen!" abound.

NiGHTS would definitely be someone Pit would be mad jealous about, or maybe they’d be best buds? Honestly it depends on how lax they are about the whole ‘flying’ business.

Similar to Phosphora, they’d be a being that, while not a god, have access to various powers virtually unknown to mortals. Perhaps they work as a messenger to a higher being? Or maybe they’re a solo act who prefers to not interfere with the trouble that are gods. They are an enigma.

Nightmare Knight sounds like he’d right at home in Kid Icarus, actually!

All starters taken from the game's dialogue. Three lines per stage.

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"Sorry to keep you waiting!"

"What way to celebrate my return than with a festive little bloodbath?"

"It's like an all-you-can-hurt buffet!"

"I suppose it IS an old story!"

"Chicken is much more economical!"

"We're done talking about this."

"Why hello there!"

"Can we go home and watch TV now?"

"Do you like the gift? It's my patented monster pheromone!"

"...That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it?"

"It's funny. It's okay to laugh!"

"Even though I almost died, I've really enjoyed our time together."

"Yes...? No...? Uh..."

"Refresh my memory. What am I doing here again?"

"Don't make ME throw up."

"Did I say something funny?"

"Just think of all the stuff you could get done with more than one of yourself."

"What would you know about faith, anyway, you treacherous blackheart?!"

"Just use your gills! Tell me, [character]. How are you with brachial respiration?"

"Oh, my. An excess of frizowatts must have overloaded the dooziestat."

"You don't have to sound so gleeful!"

"Right. I hid them in case of an emergency. You know, so that they wouldn't get stolen."

"So I should destroy the shiny thing?"

*Gibberish*

"For future reference, face kicking isn't usually this effective."

"Threaten all you want! You don't scare me. I will put an end to you."

"...I suppose I don't really understand how that happened either."

"Whoa! Man! This is some intense heat!"

"How cold of you. Your words pierce my heart like an icicle."

"It's so obvious to me now."

"There's just no reasoning with her."

"Good! There are survivors!"

"This place is big."

"What mischief are you two getting into now?"

"Wowza!"

"Oh, no. Mischief making is one of my principal responsibilities."

"Those lasers are quite the security system!"

"Huh? That wasn't my doing."

"I'm well aware of my name!"

"Yes? You called?"

"Whoa! I gotta admit—he's fast! Must be all that free soda."

"He embarrasses easily. Don't mind him."

"Sorry to drag you out so early, but we've got an emergency. We have a BIG problem."

"How much more hell DO they plan to raise?"

"This is out of control!"

"We are from outerr spaaaaaace..."

"As a disclaimer, your insurance doesn't cover getting run over by alien trains."

"I don't care! If it works, I'm gonna use it!"

"WHAT? I can't hear you over all this AWESOME!"

"Time to let nature take its course!"

"My X ray specs allow me to see your ignorance."

"Is that supposed to sound like me? 'Cause it doesn't."

"They're grunts. What did you expect?"

"Well, there's nothing more we can do here. Come on, [character]."

"So basically, you're telling me to ram a horse cart into a brick wall."

"Your foolishness is matched only by your rudeness."

"Maybe he's a gearhead."

"Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not here to help."

"What is this, Everyone Pick On [self] Day?"

"Out of the way, coming through!"

"This place doesn't run on batteries, dingle brain!"

"Hey, what's your problem?"

"If we don't help him right now, we won't have another chance!"

"Oh, I get it. You want to turn back the clock and cheat death. Raising the dead, keeping the near-dead alive? It's pretty dirty business."

"You might want to break out the Brain Age, pal."

"Eat your hearts out, ladies."

"It's a tall order, but if anyone can do it, I have faith that you can!"

"Even your darkness can't hide from the light!"

"Tell me, [character], why do you hate life?"

"Sometimes it feels like I'm fighting the entire universe."

"Well, I don't have any answers for you. I'm only here to TEST you."

"Wait! DON'T SHOOT!"

"This thing is so awesome."

"Yes, I was hoping to greet [character] on top of a mountain of corpses."

"Let him enjoy his moment in the sun."

"Well my theoretical son and slash or daughter, let me explain. It all began when I was about to destroy your mother, the second time not the first, when we started to have some weird semi-threatening semi-flirtatious witty banter..."