Have no fear, my friends

Best alarm clock ever.

they

wag their tails (yes!!! like dogs!!!! they do it when they are exited or happy)

love eating treats and love whenever you pretend to peck things

get very attached to certain ppl, will think ur their mom

run around like dinosaurs??????? i don’t know if this is just my chickens but they are very dramatic when they run??

make VERY weird noises,,, like honking, purring, clucking, and peeping (soft peeping, they still think they are baby chicks)

will give you lots of pretty feathers 

eat bugs

you can pet them, v soft

if u raise them from small (or sometimes just anyway) you are Forever Mum and they will jump up on ur back and go to sleep

and preen you, rearrange your clothes and hair sometimes

dont like dealing with spiders in house? go outside. pick up chicken. hold chicken in vicinity of spider. spider vacuumed up in about 0.3 seconds.

make amusing Warning Noise when a Bad Bird goes overhead. sometimes this is something sensible like a raptor. sometimes it is a startling blackbird, or maybe nothing (maybe chickens can see extradimensional birds? unsure)

when chicken mama has babby chicken and they get in her feathers and poke their heads out

rooster is Very Protective but also thinks that maybe anything that peeps is Potential Flock Babies. has been known to bring food for goslings and ducklings